Okay, I has theory.
Spoiler warning for ToA btw. Calypso is sad when she's mortal again, right? Maybe because she was working for the Beast and thought she'd get her powers back. In The Odyssey, Calypso is shown to be hostile and keeps Odysseus in her island for seven years. Maybe those true colors can show! She, herself, was a titan and was against the gods in the first Titan War. She might've changed over the past thousand years, but what if she didn't? What if the unbridled rage in her filled up and she chose the beast's side?
Guys, do me a favor and spread this theory to Uncle Rick. It would mean the world to me, and if you're a fellow Caleo hater, you're welcome to the No Caleo Club. Thanks!
~Clare :D
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Book Rants: Caleo
umm
so I've gotten ToA and yeah I really want to take it off I was so excited for this book but now, not so much. There's this really annoying girl that I really do not like, but that's not what I'm worried about. Percy's getting a baby sister? No, not what I'm worried about. What I'm worried about, my diggity dogs, is the last chapter.
By the way, spoilers for Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle
Chapter 39, Want to hit Leo? That is understandable, Hunk Muffin earned it.
Okay so he comes back? Nice, but guess who he's back with? Yeah, a trash bag whose name is Calypso. The Calypso Hater Club is enraged. And she has the nerve to call him babe? I am utterly ENRAGED. Uncle Rick, I spent $20 for a Caleo shrine? Since most of you already know, I , eternally, will hate Caleo because of its reasons you can find here, but yeah. Um, no. Please no.
Dear Calypso,
Go back to where you belong, trash.
so I've gotten ToA and yeah I really want to take it off I was so excited for this book but now, not so much. There's this really annoying girl that I really do not like, but that's not what I'm worried about. Percy's getting a baby sister? No, not what I'm worried about. What I'm worried about, my diggity dogs, is the last chapter.
By the way, spoilers for Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle
Chapter 39, Want to hit Leo? That is understandable, Hunk Muffin earned it.
Okay so he comes back? Nice, but guess who he's back with? Yeah, a trash bag whose name is Calypso. The Calypso Hater Club is enraged. And she has the nerve to call him babe? I am utterly ENRAGED. Uncle Rick, I spent $20 for a Caleo shrine? Since most of you already know, I , eternally, will hate Caleo because of its reasons you can find here, but yeah. Um, no. Please no.
Go back to where you belong, trash.
Sincerely, the frenchiest fry, Clare Sanchez
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
FEATURED BOOK OF THE WEEK
Okay, it's a little early for book club, but it's May 3, 2016. You know what that means? A certain book is being released today because an author just won't leave our little cinnamon roll alone. Don't know what it is? Well...
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
So I'm really happy because (Rick might break them up?) No, but I am happy that Rick will be able to break them up thank you Nathan but where are the posts? (...) Yeah I thought so. I'm happy because we didn't get a sufficient epilogue from Blood Of Olympus and I want to know if Piper's gonna slap Leo in the face. So sorry that Ten Reasons Not To Die will be cut short but I am very excited for this book and I think it needs a spot on the list as soon as possible.
( Hey readers I haven't read the Kane Chronicles or Magnus Chase because the library never has enough copies so don't kill me but I'm sorry so there won't be any doses of those fandoms but have you noticed that the omega on Blood of Olympus isn't centered? See for yourself:)
But yeah! Jokes aside, I'm really excited to see how this story folds out and how much Percy's gonna get annoyed. :D
Chess on Sundays, Quidditch Practice on Fridays, and farewell.
(no but octavian's so mean he kills teddy bears he killed percy's panda and remember when people shipped him with rachel haha good times)
*disappears in a hurricane of FIRE*
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
So I'm really happy because (Rick might break them up?) No, but I am happy that Rick will be able to break them up thank you Nathan but where are the posts? (...) Yeah I thought so. I'm happy because we didn't get a sufficient epilogue from Blood Of Olympus and I want to know if Piper's gonna slap Leo in the face. So sorry that Ten Reasons Not To Die will be cut short but I am very excited for this book and I think it needs a spot on the list as soon as possible.
( Hey readers I haven't read the Kane Chronicles or Magnus Chase because the library never has enough copies so don't kill me but I'm sorry so there won't be any doses of those fandoms but have you noticed that the omega on Blood of Olympus isn't centered? See for yourself:)
But yeah! Jokes aside, I'm really excited to see how this story folds out and how much Percy's gonna get annoyed. :D
Chess on Sundays, Quidditch Practice on Fridays, and farewell.
(no but octavian's so mean he kills teddy bears he killed percy's panda and remember when people shipped him with rachel haha good times)
*disappears in a hurricane of FIRE*
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